Do kids today have anything to hold on to other than their phones? Don’t get me wrong – I love my new iPhone and all that it does. But in 20 years, will people be able to have trips down memory lane by looking at old texts the way I do with old notes? How do they determine the mathematical likelihood of romance by writing out your name + BOY’s name with T R U E L O V E ? Or gems like this: I was going to my locker, he was passing by so I go “Hi BOY”. He turns around he goes “Hi.” He was looking after me with this smile on his face. BOY2 was there. WOW.
When you want a pet and don’t get one, you name stuff. In my case, I decided to make a walnut a pet, and named it Wilma.
There was also a balloon named Bert. If you know anything about balloons you know that they are fine for a while and can, in lieu of a pet, make a nice companion. But in time, they ever slowly start to lose life. Until there is nothing left but a limp, lifeless, empty balloon. So I did what anyone would do when a pet dies. You give it a proper send off.
If you’re wondering what happens to a balloon after 30 years, it becomes hard and brittle.
Of course my kid wants a dog but there is no dog in our family’s future. But he seems happy just to name fish. RIP Julian. Long live Beckham.
Bert – you were a good balloon.